Trump doesn’t have the balls to release his tax returns. Maybe if we sent him what he needs he might muster up some courage. Help Trump build up enough courage to release his tax returns, send him a pair of balls: Click here.
Trump doesn’t have the balls to release his tax returns. So for each person who signs up – we’re going to send him a pair (of ping pong balls): Click here.
Trump is clearly hiding something in his tax returns. We don’t think he has the balls to release them...so let’s send him a pair.
(Note: Yes, we realize that you don't have to actually have a pair of balls to be courageous. But we also realize that this will get under Trump's very, very thin skin, so yeah, we're gonna go with it)