Dear Australia: We're Sorry our President is Such an Ass
Tell Australia: "We're sorry our president is such an ass."
Australia has long been one of America's staunchest allies, and the Australians themselves are among the friendliest, coolest people on Earth. But for some bizarre reason, Donald Trump decided to pick a fight with the Australian prime minister:
"It should have been one of the most congenial calls for the new commander in chief — a conversation with the leader of Australia, one of America’s staunchest allies, at the end of a triumphant week. Instead, President Trump blasted Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull over a refugee agreement and boasted about the magnitude of his electoral college win, according to senior U.S. officials briefed on the Saturday exchange. Then, 25 minutes into what was expected to be an hour-long call, Trump abruptly ended it. At one point, Trump informed Turnbull that he had spoken with four other world leaders that day — including Russian President Vladimir Putin — and that 'this was the worst call by far.'" (Source: Washington Post)
So now the Australians know what the Americans already knew: Donald Trump is an ass of epic proportions.
Please join us in apologizing to the good people of Australia for our great orange embarrassment:
|"Dear Australia: We're sorry our president is such a colossal ass. Bear with us, we'll get rid of him in 2020, we promise."|
We will deliver this petition to the Australian embassy in Washington, DC (just your messages, not your email addresses).