Spineless Paul Ryan announced that he’s not running for re-election in 2018.
He will leave behind a legacy of horrible policy decisions that went directly against the will of the American people. We won’t miss him slashing Social Security and Medicare benefits, his attempts to repeal Obamacare, or his tax breaks for his richest friends. And we certainly won’t miss him doing the bidding of Trump and his cronies like the lapdog he is.
But now, Spineless Ryan is entering a new phase of his life: RETIREMENT!
A small (SMALL) part of us hopes that he’ll do the right thing in his last couple months and actually help the American people, but we’re not holding our breath.
So we’re thanking him for making one decision that we all agree with.